FAILED Blowjob! Ouch!

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Posted by alphademon on May 5, 2009 – 3:42 am
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A Singapore sexetary accidentally bites off her Bosses penis while giving a gruesome blowjob which he will remember for the rest of his life.

A jealous van driver possibly ugly as fuck couldn’t take the mental torture of him not getting any pussy reversed his van purposely and this made the sexetary to accidentally bite of her lovers penis. Part of the penis was still in her mouth but instead of cum, there were blood, which is cool i think.
To add salt to the penis, the woman was being watched by a private investigator who was hired by her husband.
The investigator instead watched the car shakes violently which we can only summarize that the bastard boss was so cheap not to rent a room in which he would have proper sex instead of gruesome one. Well serves him right and her too.

After the ordeal the woman who still had the penis in her mouth drove the car 400km to a nearest clinic and spat the dick out and told the doctor to stitch the damn thing back. The doctor was amazed that she could keep the dick for 400km making her the world record holder now, said Dr. Dick of Singapore Clinic of Dicks.

Upon interrogation by reporters, the woman told us that, the blood tasted better than his cum and the reason why she could hold it for 400km and she didn’t know her husband loves voyeurism.
The almost crying boss told us that “Well, my dick was already short, so what is another 3inches off anyway” He also added that “Next time if you want to have sex in car, make sure there is no van behind you”

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Astro : Service Currently Not Available

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Posted by alphademon on April 15, 2009 – 2:28 pm
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To fix this problem according to Astro click HERE

To fix this problem by your own read below.

Whatever you read on their site is absolute bullshit to the max.
This is how Astro rapes your wallet over and over again like you are 100 man a day prostitute.

I conveniently received this message more than me actually masturbating.
From their website, it pointed out that to fix this problem :

1. Please switch the Decoder power off for 15 seconds and then switch it on again
2.This message may also appear during rainfall, in which case the service should resume automatically when the rain clears.

What they forget to mention is where is the location of the rainfall ? Is it at our area or the area of their pathetic satellite ?

I am very sure you have experienced this problem even when it is not raining at your place, well i do!
They have Measat3 which they use for this purpose to transmit international channels directly to their ground satellite maybe in Bukit Jalil. Here the shows are scrutinized before being sent back to the Measat3 and transmit back to your house with that micro-satellite to receive all the censored information, something like that. And in the process of this transmission if there happen to be a heavy rainfall, most likely you will receive the message above which brings back to my question, whose area ?
I am very sure I am wrong but I’m just gona piss people off for the heck of it.

What I am saying is that, Astro if you know it or not has stated the below :
Although Ku-band signals can be affected by rain attenuation (rain fade), making it susceptible to frequent outages in heavy rainfall areas such as Malaysia, the operators of Astro have employed a tailor-made system to boost power of the satellite delivery system to overcome this problem. The service availability of 99.7%, however, is still a topic of much debate by subscribers.

Hope I made my point here for you as a subscriber. Oh, here is the LINK to the statement above. See under Service and technical information.

The debate I have with Astro is, are they going to refund us the money we had to pay whether or not we have this problem ? Do we still need to buy your bullshit that your statement above is correct ?
What super-booster are you using ? Tongkat Ali ?

Man, I can hear thunder miles away and my Astro would BSOD on me, like some superleet hacker managed to ride that lightning and hacked my TV! Goddam you Hackers!

Astro, get your shit sorted out. I don’t think people in Malaysia are that stupid, keep playing this game and the whole of Malaysia will sue you for such shitty service you provide us.

Thanks for listening, now, please get the fuck out my blog!

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I’m sure he did..

Oh, if you are looking for my years of blog posting, well it’s gone, from 2004 to 2008 all gone, check archive.org instead.

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Disbursement of Stimulus package (Malaysia)

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Posted by alphademon on April 10, 2009 – 7:44 am
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The Malaysian public can now monitor every progress on how the 67Billion Ringgit will disappear in months to come. A special website has been setup by the government with nifty flash and java technology which will mimic money falling down the tree and lands on a big pocket, presumably someone in the government.

Datuk Azim Zainal Othman Mohamad the CEO of Stimulus package said “The website will be very up to date as we have hired Indian programmers to code and monitor the progress, at the same time we will also offer online gaming contest where you can play as the government ministers and spend the money as you wish, once you have reached the highest level which is PM, your spell level and mana will be 10 fold so its more like getting god mode on Doom IDKFG”
Contest winners will receive an all paid holiday to the nearest prison which will be announced soon.

He also added that the website will have it’s comments section closed until Y2K problem is solved.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib, in a long message on the website, said: “Malaysians will not know, and will not be able to follow, the implementation of the various initiatives formulated to address the economic issues stemming from the global financial meltdown.”

He added “The page will be static, once the stimulus packages are implemented, it will show RM0.00 which indicates that we have successfully spent all the money and people won’t realize what we have spent on, which will piss of the oppositions and the people in general but one have to understand that we take this matter seriously because it s goddamn financial meltdown goddamit!”

To this day the stimulus package has successfully spent about 6Billion Ringgit by initiating useless projects such as tracking device for missing livestock including cows and goats

“By end of this month we are expected to cash out all the money and disburse it to ourselves, the faster we implement this the better it would look, else the people will say we are not doing anything with the money.” said PM

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That reminds me I’m late for lunch!