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Blog for the assholes!

What is this Blog for the assholes you say ? Well, i am opening this site for any contributors to create account and blog away. It will purely be for YOU to vent your anger at someone/something, for example some guy/girl who drives like a piece of shit and you can even publish their number plate so the other’s will be aware of these assholes.. get it ? Or if you hate someone and don’t wana use your own blog to publish it.. you can be anonymous or create a fake ID. Your identity is safe with me, worry not, i would never sell your soul to MIC/MCA/UMNO.

As you can see there is a login button on the right –> So click em and create an account, it is open to all and will be moderated by me, if you don’t know how to use Wordpress, go fuck yourself and enroll in Primary 1. Its WYSIWYG (What You Suck Is What You Get).

Keep the posting coming and the comments assplode!

it’s back

yes, this damn b0g is back online, the owner finally get it damn boring b0g back. where was the owner went to previously? I heard he went to become gigolo in thailand, to earn some money and pay for hosting. what a shame on him…. RM100 also cannot afford to pay a year.. it’s just 8.50 bucks/month, 0.28 cent/day…

wtf, it’s only 28 cent/day, what can you do with 28 cent a day… 28 cents only can drive you 1km is you are driving bloody toyota vios or honday city, 28 cent can buy you some candy bar..

well, he is lame, everyone knows that.

Has everyone forgotten ???

No im not talking about this site… i know y’all don’t care about it.. but more pressing issues here please..

Remember last week Friday our PM Badawi suppose to announce a relief plan for motorist who is paying high price for our own natural resources ? Yes!! Thats the one!! So what the fuck has he announced ???
He announced that all Taxi’s will enjoy RM1.96 /liter petrol…

So you still don’t see a problem here ? Wait… then the Taxi drivers ( So called taxi drivers) which is what came out from our national media of what the taxi drivers said that it is not enough and they will increase fare price by another 10cents….

So you still don’t see a problem here ? Are y’all that stupid ?? Numbfuckinskullz…
Taxi nowdays are running on NGV don’t they ? So why does the government gave them the taxi’s RM1.96 /litre and leave us the Rakyat to pay RM2.70 ? Shouldn’t it be the other way round ? I don’t see myself carrying passengers and charging them while paying RM1.96 /liter petrol and paying half of the toll price isn’t it ? Oh no, they are pumping NGV!!! NOT PETROL !!! YOU DUMBFUCKS!!!

Remember when there was an email circulating about stop using Petronahas and the petrol price will go down ? I do.. well i know it’s true because the next day, the media carried out the story from the Petronas chairman saying that by us boycotting them, it will only hurt the station owners… Who the fuck is he kidding ?
Since Petronahas is fully Bumiputera and the Malaysian Malays has the soft spot they know where to hit them.. Now Petronahas is business as usual..No one is boycotting them, and advertisment is more on national TV cos they give away more BMW’s and Mercedes which the Terengganu ministers are using..
If only y’all will stop using Petronas and find an alternative and spread the news around, something will get done..

I knew most of the people watched the DEBAT between Dato Dr Anwar and Strawberry Chick Something.. Did y’all see this guy Strawberry ? His mouth was foaming… it looks like he has cum drippin out from the sides of his mouth.. For a moment i though he got the fits.. y’ know like when you has the fits ? Anyways..
One thing about this guy is that he has the balls to be on national TV and stand against a man who is mightier than him though most of his replies were out of topic (99%) of the time and being backed by monkeys in the crowd who cheers just because he is getting paid to do so.. Suprisingly he didn’t resign and we all Malaysian know that Dato Anwar beat the crap outa him.. and the judges.. hmm.. pathetic.. a chancellor who doesn’t know whats IPP.. fuck.. why do they employ retards to be chancellors …. Now y’all know why Malaysian universities are not even in the top 100.. wait.. top 1000!!1 YES its not even in TOP 1000 .. See here and here
University Malaya used to be in the Top 100 long time ago.. the days are gone now.. Sending your kids to Malaysian University is like sending them to whore house nowdays.. until the education system in Malaysia can mature and the diversity is acheived.. it will jump back in the ranks.. but until then we can enjoy it being at TOP1000..

The Malaysian politics has been the interest of everyone nowdays, i don’t know about you but for me .. yes .. it has been and it just gets interesting day by day from all the revelation by Malaysia Today to Malaysiakini and the lies from The Star and NST and Utusan and all the local media.. its just amazing..

if you have read the Mamak Mahathir website about Dato Anwar and read the fine line.. you know it was a setup when he was in power.. They are doing it again.. and this time very newbie like… Asking for DNA and saying that the one they have now is old.. The village people will believe… but the government thinks everyone of us are still staying on the trees and will believe them… Grow the fuck up..

Anyways.. enough of this.. will update soon.. so how have y;all been fuckers ??

And a joke..


A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky parted above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

‘Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’

The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.’ The Lord said, ‘Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.’

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, ‘Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.’

The Lord replied, ‘You want two lanes or four on that bridge?’

Najib in trouble…

Najib in big big huge pile of shit trouble now

Its alive


blah blah blah

Jokes

A blonde walked into a computer shop one day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain to fit her 15 inch computer monitor. The assistant said, “Why do you want a curtain for your computer screen?”

To which the blonde replies, “I’ve got Windows”.

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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

“It’s a period,” said the little boy.

“Well, I can see that,” she said, ”but what is so exciting about a period?”

”Damned if I know,” said the little boy, ”but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself.”

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.

For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage. The Major asks her, “What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?”

She replied, “Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?!!?”

Scientology dickhead

Vacancy

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Simpsonbuttseks

I manage to catch Simpson the movie last saturday, and it was worth my RM6!!!
Its freaking funny from start to the end except the part where this guy sitting next to me was explaining the whole funny stuff to his stupid girlfriend who laugh the last, he just had to explain the whole thing everytime there’s something funny… it was fucking irritating, well basically Homer dumped the pig’s excrement in the river and the whole springfield was clampped down in a dome, and somehow maggie found a way out and the simpsons escaped and then came back to save springfield when they found out the government gona blow up their town in the dome but somehow homer motorbiking skills helped saved springfiled.. oh wait what? did i just tell y’all the story ?

HA HA .. HA HA .. HA HA .. HA HA .. ha ha .. ha ha.. ha haaaaa..

Well you will know more about it when you watch the movie suckers!


It says.. Bill Gates exposed having an affair if you can’t read it blindness wankers..
I LOL’ED!!!

Oh.. one more thing .. MAD EYE MOODY DIES ; VOLDEMORT DIES ; WORMTAIL DIES ; SNAPE DIES ; FRED DIES ; DOOBY DIES ; HEDWIG DIES ; RON MARRIES HERMOINE AND HARRY MARRY’S GINNY AND HAS 3 KIDS … HA HA .. HA HA .. HA HA..

Signing off as a good samaritan…

uh oh!!

Hahahahah

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