Samy Velu a liability to Indians.. ermms BN

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Putrajaya Prisint 9 : Tun Mahathir today said indians are today still indians is because of Sami Velu. If he doesn’t step down gracefully, the coalition of UMNO and MCA will chop each indians in Malaysia into pieces not visible in human eyes for the mistake Sami Velu is doing today that is destroying BN as a whole.

On a follow up question to Tun Mahathir by our reporter “if what he is trying to imply means what she thinks it means ? Which Tun Mahathir cooly said, “look, if you don’t understand my politics, please don’t interview me.

Since our reporter has been asswhacked like what a bitch she is, she gained some consciousness and lambasted back at Tun Mahathir by saying, “Oh come on! You know he was fucking up for so many years so why the fark didn’t you stop him when you had the chance so we could have saved BN as the most powerful party in the world ?

Tun Mahathir said, you still show your junior reporting skills before knowing the whole truth. He was left like that because we ensure we give him the money needed to keep the indians happy but he did not, should not he be the icons for all indians in Malaysia rather than me a Muslim advising a Hindu how to be a good man ? That is like i look down on hindu community by advising them when they have the same value as us.

Our reported flabbergasted and orgasmed at the same time.

Humans are stupid…

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Navy urges Govt to consider reinforcing armada

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Lumut : The RMN Royal Malaysian Negros Navy is urging the government of Malaysia to reinforce their battalion of petrol vessel and submarine or wachu callit armada.
RMN chief Admiral Akbar said this yesterday after officiating a new vessel by releasing 700 gold fish in the sea which instantly killed them while the public and ass kissers clapped in harmony.

He went on by saying “We need more submarines and fighter vessels as terrorist and Somalian attacks is inevitable near our coastal regions especially Port Dickson where Malaysian fat girls goes and swim on Sunday”

Admiral Akbar went on to say “Our current capacity of 6 vessels are not enough to patrol our huge country and our soldiers needs bigger vessels with laser beams to haul up giant squids, sharks and dugongs and occasional drowned Indons and protect us from Swine Flu”

A shipment of submarine purchased lately by the government from Uzbekistan will arrive in September speculating why the journey is taking so long for a latest submarine running on Honda C70 engine to arrive.

“Environmental preservation and underwater corals and colorful fishes must be protected which leads to the late arrival of the submarine to Malaysia as careful maneuvering must be done” said Department of Water and Corals Dato Keh Poh Chi.

Upon questions by reporters that there are better things to look at with the current economic situation in Malaysia rather than investing more than a billion buying additional vessels for the Navy to go fishing, Admiral Akbar said “Come on now people, we are talking about terrorist here, look at what happened to USA and the 9-11 thing, a plane crashed into twin tower you know?, do you want that to happen to Malaysia ?”

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Blackberry Bold : Dial Up Modem How To (Tethering)

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Here is how you can make your Blackberry Bold to act as a modem and connect to your Windows notebook.
This works for Maxis

1. You need the Blackberry Desktop Manager to be running every time you need to use it as a modem and while doing this steps below.

2. Open Control Panel and look for Phone and Modem Options, open it and go to Modem’s tab

3. Select the Standard Modem and click on Properties. Now click on the Diagnostics tab and Query Modem. You should see something like “RIM Blackberry Device XXX” in the response window (This means you are doing it right, please continue to the next step, else do a battery pull and try again and ensure the Desktop Manager is running)

4. Now click on the Advance tab and enter this string in the extra initialization command AT+CGDCONT=1,”IP”,”unet” and Click OK. Close all your modem properties and settings

5. Now create a new network connection under Control Panel –> Network Connections.

6. Click on Create New Connections from the left pane and follow these steps exactly.
6a. Welcome to New Connection Wizard, click Next
6b. Connect to the Internet, click Next
6c. Setup My Connection Manually, click Next
6d. Connect using a dial-up Modem, click Next
6e. Select the device that was detected as your modem earlier (Standard Modem), click Next
6f. Enter your ISP name “whatever name you prefer”
6g. Enter *99# as your phone number, click Next
6h. Enter user name maxis and password wap , click Next.

7. You are almost there now, after the above is done, you can change the modem speed setting by right clicking on the connection that you have just created and click Properties. Under the General Options, you can click on Configure and set the speed to 921600 bps and all other hardware features are disabled.

8. Now you can try connecting to Maxis.

9. Post error if you have any or if you don’t understand the steps.

This can also be done on Ubuntu.