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FAILED Blowjob! Ouch!

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A Singapore sexetary accidentally bites off her Bosses penis while giving a gruesome blowjob which he will remember for the rest of his life.

A jealous van driver possibly ugly as fuck couldn’t take the mental torture of him not getting any pussy reversed his van purposely and this made the sexetary to accidentally bite of her lovers penis. Part of the penis was still in her mouth but instead of cum, there were blood, which is cool i think.
To add salt to the penis, the woman was being watched by a private investigator who was hired by her husband.
The investigator instead watched the car shakes violently which we can only summarize that the bastard boss was so cheap not to rent a room in which he would have proper sex instead of gruesome one. Well serves him right and her too.

After the ordeal the woman who still had the penis in her mouth drove the car 400km to a nearest clinic and spat the dick out and told the doctor to stitch the damn thing back. The doctor was amazed that she could keep the dick for 400km making her the world record holder now, said Dr. Dick of Singapore Clinic of Dicks.

Upon interrogation by reporters, the woman told us that, the blood tasted better than his cum and the reason why she could hold it for 400km and she didn’t know her husband loves voyeurism.
The almost crying boss told us that “Well, my dick was already short, so what is another 3inches off anyway” He also added that “Next time if you want to have sex in car, make sure there is no van behind you”

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