Monthly Archives: July 2009

Navy urges Govt to consider reinforcing armada

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Posted by alphademon on July 24, 2009 – 6:22 am
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Read THIS first

Lumut : The RMN Royal Malaysian Negros Navy is urging the government of Malaysia to reinforce their battalion of petrol vessel and submarine or wachu callit armada.
RMN chief Admiral Akbar said this yesterday after officiating a new vessel by releasing 700 gold fish in the sea which instantly killed them while the public and ass kissers clapped in harmony.

He went on by saying “We need more submarines and fighter vessels as terrorist and Somalian attacks is inevitable near our coastal regions especially Port Dickson where Malaysian fat girls goes and swim on Sunday”

Admiral Akbar went on to say “Our current capacity of 6 vessels are not enough to patrol our huge country and our soldiers needs bigger vessels with laser beams to haul up giant squids, sharks and dugongs and occasional drowned Indons and protect us from Swine Flu”

A shipment of submarine purchased lately by the government from Uzbekistan will arrive in September speculating why the journey is taking so long for a latest submarine running on Honda C70 engine to arrive.

“Environmental preservation and underwater corals and colorful fishes must be protected which leads to the late arrival of the submarine to Malaysia as careful maneuvering must be done” said Department of Water and Corals Dato Keh Poh Chi.

Upon questions by reporters that there are better things to look at with the current economic situation in Malaysia rather than investing more than a billion buying additional vessels for the Navy to go fishing, Admiral Akbar said “Come on now people, we are talking about terrorist here, look at what happened to USA and the 9-11 thing, a plane crashed into twin tower you know?, do you want that to happen to Malaysia ?”

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Blackberry Bold : Dial Up Modem How To (Tethering)

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Posted by alphademon on July 21, 2009 – 6:30 am
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Here is how you can make your Blackberry Bold to act as a modem and connect to your Windows notebook.
This works for Maxis

1. You need the Blackberry Desktop Manager to be running every time you need to use it as a modem and while doing this steps below.

2. Open Control Panel and look for Phone and Modem Options, open it and go to Modem’s tab

3. Select the Standard Modem and click on Properties. Now click on the Diagnostics tab and Query Modem. You should see something like “RIM Blackberry Device XXX” in the response window (This means you are doing it right, please continue to the next step, else do a battery pull and try again and ensure the Desktop Manager is running)

4. Now click on the Advance tab and enter this string in the extra initialization command AT+CGDCONT=1,”IP”,”unet” and Click OK. Close all your modem properties and settings

5. Now create a new network connection under Control Panel –> Network Connections.

6. Click on Create New Connections from the left pane and follow these steps exactly.
6a. Welcome to New Connection Wizard, click Next
6b. Connect to the Internet, click Next
6c. Setup My Connection Manually, click Next
6d. Connect using a dial-up Modem, click Next
6e. Select the device that was detected as your modem earlier (Standard Modem), click Next
6f. Enter your ISP name “whatever name you prefer”
6g. Enter *99# as your phone number, click Next
6h. Enter user name maxis and password wap , click Next.

7. You are almost there now, after the above is done, you can change the modem speed setting by right clicking on the connection that you have just created and click Properties. Under the General Options, you can click on Configure and set the speed to 921600 bps and all other hardware features are disabled.

8. Now you can try connecting to Maxis.

9. Post error if you have any or if you don’t understand the steps.

This can also be done on Ubuntu.

Omnipotent Malaysian Party or OMP®

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Posted by alphademon on July 8, 2009 – 4:11 pm
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Dear fellow Malaysian, it is with the highest and humble proud i would like to announce of a globalized formation of an independent party in Malaysia called the Omnipotent Malaysian Party or OMP®

THIS will be the pinnacle of a new beginning in Malaysia. This is the party that will forever change the landscape of World politics and the highest attention to Malaysia, better than Obama and MJ put together.
No, we are not being sarcastic or like a total bastard sonuva bitch, mmkay..
Srsly now, there will not be anyone that is different from anyone anymore anyways, truth to be told, there will not be any sound of discrimination forever. Period!

These are our new party Manifestation Manifesto

LAW
Innocent until proven by the court of law AND online AND offline media, the court will be judged by online and offline media to get the story correct and justified. There will be juries from court of law and online and offline media figures. <we can improve this once we’re in power>

EDUCATION
Education will be free, from primary/secondary/universities/higher education for all, no quota systems. Scholarship will be give to all eligible students of Malaysia. <we can very well improve this, trust us OMP&reg;>

TRANSPORTATION
We will have a full Malaysian wide underground railroad system that connects every major and minor states in Malaysia and all connecting transportation will be done by year 2050 and all major cities will be completed by 2025. <yes, we are damn serious about this, japan can do it, why can’t we?>

ECONOMY
We will be so attractive that every single businesses in the world would like to have a name in Malaysia or at least a store. The economy will be driven by own Malaysian much better than any other countries in the world right now.. <word…yes we know number’s too>

COMMUNICATIONS
Every house in Malaysia will have telephone/internet/wireless coverage and also satellite hookup to every possible channel in the world. Free competition and every provider must have Service Level Agreement. And a first class Infrastructure.  <this we will achieve in no time if we come to power>

DEFENSE
Ahmaddenijab and Kim Jong very ILL will not even speak or utter the word nuclear because they know we will bitchslap them before they can even blink.  <oh we are some badass new party i tell you, vote us please>

That is only the tip of the iceberg, we will unleash our fury of superpower awesomeness intelligent tactics once we are elected in the next general election of Malaysia, like in 2yrs from now we think.

So, my fellow Malaysian, we humbly ask you to start this revolution and together change this country to be the best planet on any solar system. You my fellow Malaysian, you will be the champion.

To a new beginning..
Your’s truly

alphademon : founder of OMP®

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