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Lumut : The RMN Royal Malaysian Negros Navy is urging the government of Malaysia to reinforce their battalion of petrol vessel and submarine or wachu callit armada.
RMN chief Admiral Akbar said this yesterday after officiating a new vessel by releasing 700 gold fish in the sea which instantly killed them while the public and ass kissers clapped in harmony.

He went on by saying “We need more submarines and fighter vessels as terrorist and Somalian attacks is inevitable near our coastal regions especially Port Dickson where Malaysian fat girls goes and swim on Sunday”

Admiral Akbar went on to say “Our current capacity of 6 vessels are not enough to patrol our huge country and our soldiers needs bigger vessels with laser beams to haul up giant squids, sharks and dugongs and occasional drowned Indons and protect us from Swine Flu”

A shipment of submarine purchased lately by the government from Uzbekistan will arrive in September speculating why the journey is taking so long for a latest submarine running on Honda C70 engine to arrive.

“Environmental preservation and underwater corals and colorful fishes must be protected which leads to the late arrival of the submarine to Malaysia as careful maneuvering must be done” said Department of Water and Corals Dato Keh Poh Chi.

Upon questions by reporters that there are better things to look at with the current economic situation in Malaysia rather than investing more than a billion buying additional vessels for the Navy to go fishing, Admiral Akbar said “Come on now people, we are talking about terrorist here, look at what happened to USA and the 9-11 thing, a plane crashed into twin tower you know?, do you want that to happen to Malaysia ?”